Sibling love isn’t sweet—it’s savage. If your daily conversations are 90% insults and 10% threats (with zero apologies), you're not alone. This Rakhi, let’s celebrate the roast-filled bond that only siblings get. Here are 6 signs you and your sibling were born to roast each other.
1. “You adopted” has been your go-to insult since age 5
If your sibling hasn't dramatically claimed you were adopted at least once, are they even your sibling? Bonus points if they created fake proof—like a forged birth certificate or a random photo of a hospital baby that “looks more like you.”
It was toxic, it was hilarious, and honestly, it’s a core memory now.
2. You both have a blackmail folder—ready to ruin lives
You’ve collected screenshots, embarrassing selfies, old diary entries, and that one baby video that should’ve never seen the light of day. This isn't a sibling bond—it’s mutually assured destruction. One wrong move and you're threatening to post their “Tu mile dil khile” dance from 2009.
3. Apologies? Never. Roasts? Always.
You don’t say “sorry.” You walk in, roast their outfit, call them crusty, and that’s your version of peace. It’s never about who was wrong—just who can deliver the final, most savage comeback. Your love language? Public humiliation with just a hint of affection.
4. Compliments are always backhanded (and painfully true)
“Nice shoes. Who did you steal them from?” or “Your cooking didn’t poison me this time—progress!” You can’t just say something sweet—you *have* to wrap it in sarcasm and throw a jab in there. Weirdly, those are the compliments you remember the most.
5. You compete in literally everything. Even breathing.
Whether it’s finishing food faster, being mom’s favorite, or claiming the last slice of pizza, you treat life like a full-time competition. You’ve fought over who sits in the front seat, who gets the remote, and who blinks less. No prize, no logic—just pure sibling rivalry at its chaotic best.
6. You’ve invented your language of insults
You call each other names that no one else understands, and can deliver an insult with just one eyebrow raise. There are certain words, tones, and looks only you two can decode—and they hurt in a very *customized* way. You’ve built a roast dictionary that’s exclusive, savage, and honestly… iconic.